I was working in the kitchen the other day (not exactly an intellectual challenge), when the movie "Dead Man Walking" popped into my head. For some strange reason (too many years working with Stuart MacMartin?) I started making up rhyming puns. So, for your amusement, I present:
By RoseAnne Mussar
Seance: Dead Man Talking
Prime Minister goes for a stroll: Head Man Walking
Marx giving a speech: Red Man Talking
Securing the maroon RV: Red Van Locking
Making fun of the maroon RV: Red-Van Mocking
Baker tries eastern cuisine: Bread Man Wokking
Pursuing the psychotherapist: Head-Man Stalking
Filling up the baking dish: Bread Pan Stocking
Network down? Let's discuss it: Dead LAN Talking
Laurel, after alarming Hardy stunt: Said Stan, "Shocking!"
Sexy lingerie with garter belt: Red Band Stocking
Cosmologist Steven plays the straight man: Dead Pan Hawking
Funeral march for Solo: Dead Han Walking
Submitted by Gary:
Pawning the pewter skillet: Lead Pan Hocking
Spitting after a big meal: Fed Man Hawking
Outlining China on the blackboard: Red Land Chalking
Sealing the casket: Dead Man Caulking
Funeral march for William Shatner: Dead Ham Walking
Submitted by David Putnam:
Enjoying the Zeppelin concert: Led Fan Rocking
The Rastafarian plumber: Dredd-Man Caulking
Submitted by Stuart MacMartin:
Former late-night cohost reminiscing: Ed McMann Talking
A Poe story ending: Dead Man Knocking
Sunburnt guy meditating: Red Man Grokking
Problems with the network: Dead LAN Blocking
Cold feet: Wed-Man Balking